me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today
me at 2am: haha pranked
employee 1: sir, we’re putting in another female unit. what pose should we commission the artist?
employee 2: oh you know. the Girl™ pose
employee 1: the what?
employee 2:
*never practices anatomy or coloring or draws out of my comfort zone* god why is my art so bad
Me, sitting on my bed, clutching my blankets, surrounded by an audience of my stuffed animals as I sob deliriously: “They just… *blows nose, wails helplessly* …love each other so much!!!!”
video games are a wonderful escape from reality until you see your reflection in the loading screen
